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yea summer break [17 Aug 2005|08:28pm]
well im suppose to have an externship by now but i dont cause im a loser.

<3 homer
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woot time for an update. [08 Jul 2005|07:34am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

okay.... i dunno whats going on but im done with skool in 6 weeks. so i need to make my move fast or be lost forever. fate i dunno but it is mine to one day become shogun.

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SCHOOL [16 Oct 2004|02:55pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Well its been a long time since ive been excited to go to math class. Im really interested in her. i dont know her name or n e thing about her but for some strange and beautiful reason i need to know her. its like highskool over agen going to class simply cause i like a girl there. I just gotta figure a way to talk to her. maybe talk about skool or something. Or maybe ill ask for help and then yea i dunno. yea hopefully i strike some interest in her.

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Today [18 Sep 2004|11:37pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Today i cooked for my mom agen. then i went to my friend danielle's daughter's first birthday party. It was pretty chill. i saw people i havent seen in a while. i didnt know if i was going to make it because charisse called me in the middle of cooking to ask me if i still wanted to go she could pick me up. but yea an hour after she called i called her back cause i was done cooking and yea i decided to go to the party.

i couldnt decide which jacket to wear. so i tried all them on like 5 times each and still i couldnt figure out what to wear. so i just closed my eyes and picked one.

5 mins later charrise is at my front door. sammy was there and this other girl(sorry i forgot your name i didnt hear it very well the first time). she is kool tho cause i got to talk to her for bit after i stopped being shy. she has great hair.

Buffet day....
Yesterday we had buffet day at skool. and i invited alto of people and only my friend lance showed up. he is sexy. Christine also showed up out of nowhere. i dont remember telling her about it, but yea she made it more fun even tho she doesnt go to the events i invite her to. i introduced them to my friends and yea everything was kool. i didnt get to eat with them tho cause it was my turn to serve the guest at the buffet. i didnt get that cause usually at buffets people serve themselves only at banquets is where servers serve people. but yea lance had to leave early cause he had to go to work. Christine chilled for awhile. i thought she left with lance but she came back. we hunged out a lil until chef mcnelis told me to help clean up the kitchen. then she left. i lost my hat so i owe yanai 5$. buffet day was a fun day. i loved it even tho i didnt eat much.

SHOWS....
Free Saosin show on october 4 at the troubadour. my favorite band in the world giving a free show i have to be there. im so excited. i havent been to a show in awhile. im a lil nervous but its okay. itll feel like my first time agen and its always great.

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Due for an update [15 Sep 2004|09:12am]
[ mood | crazy ]

So i haven't been on this thing for a long long time. Well ive been busy with culinary school. Its so fun and i love washing dishes now. i didnt expect to see many interesting people, but a lt of the people are my age and very HOTT. I have no confidence so i can never talk to the hott ones. i just freeze most of the time. i understand now why well renowned chefs only put a lil peice of food on the plate. Its just hard to be a vegetarian right now because everything we are cooking are meats. So i have to taste everything. i have to confess that i have been tasting bacon alot.

Girl update - as usual i find new girls everyday to get infatuated with but i can never talk to them. on some occasions they come and talk to me and i get all excited and nervous but im getting better at controlling that. Im trying to work on one girl but no luck.

Shows - i have officially have not been to a show for a year now. i need to go to one.

fashion - i dress gayer and gayer everyday

well spent spare time - counter strike and cooking for people that dont pay me. its the best.

goal - i need to work out and i need to get a job and i need to get a license. also i want to get some abs

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chef skool [27 Jun 2004|11:13pm]
[ mood | excited ]

so i havent updated this thing in a awhile cause i havent done n e thing out of the ordinary...

well saturday i went to my student orientation which was fun. i got a knife set in a fag bag and my friend lance the salamander warrior made fun of me for walking around with it. everything was chill. i saw a few hot girl chefs i hope i meet them haha.

then went to a party where we were doing ricky martins (pour hot candle wax on nipples bellys etc). pretty hot stuff.

played holdem went all in with a 7 2 off suit and won. those were my best hand in the night.

yea i have more confidence in myself when im drunk. so when im drunk spark a conversation with me i can go on forever.

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San Francisco [31 May 2004|02:27am]
[ mood | anxious ]

So this weekend i went to San Francisco for my cuzzin, Christopher John Rey Columbus' first birthday.

Tho he was scared of me at first because he hasnt seen me in a while, he just kept staring at me then looking away. but that only lasted for 5 mins. after that he just kept throwing things and hitting me with stuff. he is my mini me. we both had the same hair. we shared equal traits as i when i was a baby like him. we both had poses only we can do. and we can never sit in one place.

So while at his party i was successful at staying with my steady healthy diet consisting of rice, ramen, and pasta. and on an occasion some bacon. only in SF i could eat 24hrs a day without getting tired and without a drop of sweat.

My plans were for me to buy a new pair of jeans and a few cds but we only made time for eating. its like everything revolved around food. we went out of our way for a place to eat. then while we ate we found other things to eat and so we ate somemore.

After a bowl of clam chowder at pier 39 we went to the crepe place and the hottest cashier took our order. she couldnt see my eyes cause they were covered by my hair, so she couldnt see me looking at her. but i could see her she was trying to look and see if i had n e eyes. as i waited for my nutella crepes i could see her still trying to catch a glimpse of my face. she had huge dangling earings that said love on them. she was very pretty. i wish i had the courage to go up to a girl like that. but i always seem to talk myself out of doing so.

its for sure im driving this month so everyone be ready.......

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Japanese district [19 May 2004|10:54pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

Today at the Japanese district in LA on Sawtelle, my cuz and i ate at the Curry House. Then after we walked a bit. went across the street. had a bobalicious experience and saw the most amazing place in the world. This place was called Crepes to go. and i am really in love with crepes.

My cuz and I decided to be professional food consultants. cause we love to eat.

then i went down the street at a place called hyper game station, where this Japanese girl was staring at me so obviously.i mean i turned around and she was staring at me. so my reflexes were to look down. so then i looked up agen and she was still staring. and so i walked in front of the store and saw that her bf was rite in front of her and she was still staring. like she never saw anything like me b4.

then while in front of the hyper game store me and my cuz played with the Sony Eye Toy and made complete idiots of ourselves, but it was hella worth it.

The curry house is my favorite place to eat.

then i went to La Cresenta to pick up my friend Gerald and we went to guitar center for awhile. made crazy passionate sex then went for some burritos at albertos.

and thats about it.

twas a great day......

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Friday May 11 [11 May 2004|10:45am]
[ mood | high ]

I went to my school to drop of whats hopefully the last of the financial aid papers. Since we, my cuz and i, were at Pasadena we decided to go to hooters.

For some reason i always get the hottest waitress. Amber was her name. She whispered stuff in my ear and kept rubbing my shoulder. and i felt her boob pressed against me, so soft yet so firm. i was struck with a thundering silence. With the titty residue still on me i felt an exciting sensation flowing through my body, and not just the lower part but my whole body.

I was called maam the other day when i was buying my mom a mothers day present. i dunno it made me feel kinda good that was pretty enough to look like a girl.

And im finally seeing that i was the one worth leaving.....

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FRIDAY [02 May 2004|10:44am]
[ mood | good ]

My cuz and i went to j town to hit up the arcades there. and it was awesome. and then we went to this place where they sell awesome jackets and thanks to my cuzzin for spotting me a few i got a new jacket. its awesome. its for women but'll itll do. then lance came over and we had some anal sex.

i need to go to a few shows before school starts.

and ahh i need to learn how to drive. its gonna be impoosible im a born freestyle walker.

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a confession [14 Apr 2004|08:52pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

i have a confession to make. lately ive been eating alot of bacon. i think im addicted. i mean i used to be a veggietarian, but bacon just takes over. its like the darkside of the force. the more i eat the stronger it gets. im like darth vader.

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i just got accepted [29 Mar 2004|02:27pm]
[ mood | excited ]

WOOT!!!!!!!! i just got accepted right now for my culinary skool woot. i start in july. oh man im so excited. i get an $800 set of knives. dont fuck with me ill kill u sophisticatedly

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[27 Mar 2004|09:03pm]
[ mood | confused ]

how do we put pictures here someone tell me how

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[27 Mar 2004|12:53pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

so today i got my new pair of glasses and then i got a new hair cut. now i look kinda homosexual, but its okay i just gotta let it grow for awhile....

i post a picture up later and u can decide for yourself how homosexual it looks.

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Le Cordon Bleu [25 Mar 2004|07:33pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

So i went to CSCA California School of Culinary Arts yesterday in Pasadena and it was great. I love that place. Chefs everywhere! yea my representative told me all about the school and took me for a little tour. She told me about the stuff i needed to do and that i couldnt commit n e crimes or do drugs or drink alcohol on campus. but she said that i would get to cook 5 hrs a day. and i get to learn about the language of food and the history of food. Im excited.

After i paid my enrollment fee she took me down to the cookstore downstairs, where i was fitted for my chef uniform. And i would have to say the uniform was dope. tha pants are a little big but it was dope. and yea she showed me the knife kit i get and all this stuff.

so thats it for now...

oh yea if n e one wants to take some free saturday culinary classes with me call me cause im allowed to bring guests

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WOOT [22 Mar 2004|11:21pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

i finally got a new phone. and im exercising txt msging with charisse. haha.

charisse is my fag friend.
she is short and thats the end.

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[20 Mar 2004|01:27pm]
[ mood | determined ]

hmmm im thinking of either getting an 85' ferrari testerossa or a delorean. but im more for a delorean. you know i can put a flux compasitor and go back in time and change my life and tell warn myself. yea that would be awesome.

but if i get a ferarri a red one. i can look cool miami vice style. with a white sports coat and a 5 oclock shadow.

or a scion xb and take my cuz's idea and color it to make it look like a chinese take out box.

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Hmmm [13 Mar 2004|03:30pm]
[ mood | melancholy ]

I havent been able to find n e thing worth writing about lately. Party at riverside was ehh. i didnt know n e one. and i didnt want to talk to these group of idiots talking about how they killed and run overed people's heads. and how they want to insert their penis into a brown girl.

but yea some of the girls were pretty hot there. i wish i had more courage. im always too scared i never have the guts to say what i think. i wish more girls would come up to talk to me. haha.....okay im done for now

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AVON WALK [08 Mar 2004|09:58pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

i wanna walk for the women that have breast cancer.

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why hello there [07 Mar 2004|07:58pm]
[ mood | numb ]

how do u fancy this day? good? great! good day.

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